儿：爸，为何我会来到这世界？ 爸（上网中）：迟点再给你说好吗？ 儿：现在说啦。 爸（回忆感事）：好啦，听清楚。一天，你爸妈在房里上网时，你爸connect去你妈那儿，而你妈从我那支memory stick里download了东西，当你爸upload完后，发现自己没开firewall，你妈又没antivirus，想delete时太迟了，九个月后你就来到这个世界了。明白了吗？ 儿：哦，原来我是virus!
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Men vs Women
On August - 24 - 2008 ADD COMMENTS
Nothing much to post up.. so.. enjoy yourselves with some jokes… 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and [...]
Joke #1
On July - 24 - 2008 ADD COMMENTS
GIRL : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. GUY : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
The Man Rules
On June - 7 - 2008 16 COMMENTS
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ‘the rules‘ From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note. these are all numbered ’1′ ON [...]